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    Quote Originally Posted by Layercake View Post
    Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment
    known as chlorophyll!!!!

    What is better a three some or foursome?
    A three some. Unless you are swiss.

    How fast does chloroform knock you out?
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by Layercake View Post
    Grass and most other plants are green because they contain a pigment
    known as chlorophyll!!!!

    What is better a three some or foursome?
    Threesome, cos with a foursome I may have to invite you..... euuuuuuh.

    If your child in the creche refuses to sleep during sleepy poohs time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Threesome, cos with a foursome I may have to invite you..... euuuuuuh.

    If your child in the creche refuses to sleep during sleepy poohs time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
    No, you are guilty of not administering Calpol.


    How does it feel to get pissed every weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    No, you are guilty of not administering Calpol.


    How does it feel to get pissed every weekend?
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    Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him FFS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
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    Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him FFS.
    I always thought that was the horse.

    Bless.

    Who was the actress mother in mommie dearest?
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 30-01-11 at 00:47.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I always thought that was the horse.

    Bless.

    Who was the actress mother in mommie dearest?
    Joan Crawford...

    If an atheists goes to court, does he have to swear on the bible

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Joan Crawford...

    If an atheists goes to court, does he have to swear on the bible
    Interesting question. I know ther is an oath on the bible, but I would imagine it could be replaced for the torah or koran upon request. PC world old chap.

    What stimulates a jaded soul like you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Joan Crawford...

    If an atheists goes to court, does he have to swear on the bible
    They take an affirmation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    They take an affirmation!
    you have to ask a question chick
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Interesting question. I know ther is an oath on the bible, but I would imagine it could be replaced for the torah or koran upon request. PC world old chap.

    What stimulates a jaded soul like you?

    Sex or exhilarating questions like this. Nah.. just sex..

    Can animals commit suicide???

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