Originally Posted by hornylimerick Yes, just can't help but look and compare what laws have you broken lately? Speeding usually. Have you ever tried to have sex with an apple pie or other inanimate object?
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Originally Posted by jimmydee When I first tarted W*nking I used to hump a large teddy Bear Whats the largest amount of cash you ever held Ten thousand pounds. I had sex on it. When did you last cry?
Originally Posted by lucy chambers Speeding usually. Have you ever tried to have sex with an apple pie or other inanimate object? Only with a melon Ever been caught naked in a public place
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Originally Posted by mellors Only with a melon Ever been caught naked in a public place Yes, having sex on the balcony at the Fota Island in Cork. Have you ever split your foreskin? How?
Originally Posted by jimmydee When I first tarted W*nking I used to hump a large teddy Bear Whats the largest amount of cash you ever held around 20 k after completing a job. every had intimate thoughts about a teacher u had in school?????
Originally Posted by lexlutter around 20 k after completing a job. every had intimate thoughts about a teacher u had in school????? yes every day ha ha QUESTION ever do it on the school premises???
Originally Posted by lexlutter around 20 k after completing a job. every had intimate thoughts about a teacher u had in school????? God yes. I actually bumped into my crush a while ago. Ever had sex with your teacher?
Originally Posted by jimmydee Last week watching tele Ever contenplete suicide yes a few times whats the most stupid thing you did while drunk?
Originally Posted by jimmydee Last week watching tele Ever contenplete suicide Thought about it once when my husband left me and then laughed all the way to the brandy bottle. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
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