Cheesiest chat up line that actually worked

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Here is 50p to call your mom with, tell her you wont be home

That dress looks lovely on you, it will look lovely on my bedroom floor

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or not?

Men from Yorkshire are so sleazy it is funny.

did these work on you or for you? could be helpful information to a few posters