Originally Posted by
Ric Hardgear
jaysus christ .....i was askin how you guys lie??????i gave a senario {not real} and was hoping to hear the best get outta jail stories ...pfft
Sorry can't help you there Ric. Not married, so haven't learnt to lie convincingly yet. No get out of jail stories to tell.
However, I am reliably told that the master of lying while looking entirely convincing is/was Bill Clinton. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman (Monica)". Psychologists who analyzed his body language said it was perfect for someone telling the truth.
(Well maybe thats because he only got a blow job and stuck a cigar up her fanny without really having sex?).
Pointless waste of time really, me telling you all this, as I don't have Bill's phone number. Maybe there's something about how to lie in his book?
Anyway when you do learn to lie with the correct body language, do pass it on and don't be selfish. Best of luck.
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"