Good Escorts

[bigpaws]

I have been with both madam a and heather seperately and I can honestly say that they do not deserve to be even mentioned on the Good Escort thread ................ in fact the only reason I haven't added them to the Bad Escort list is that they weren't exactly bad ............ just boring ............. mediocre ................ middle of the road ............ which in many ways is even worse than being just plain bad. The thought of being with them both together is ........... well ............. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ............... anyway the point is funtimes is talking out of his arse as usual.
Wake up funtimes .................

Paws

[funtimes]

It must take a lot to make you happy paws. I bet you are jealous, you don't know what you are missing.

[mailman]

I've been with Mademoiselle Avenante and i thought she was one of the coolest girls i've meet. To be fair paws, if you're not into her then fair enough but that doesn't automatically mean she's not good. I think if you click with this girl then its brilliant, if you didn't click then nothing you can do about that. I think you're wrong there man.

[Honey/Alexi D]

I have been with both madam a and heather seperately and I can honestly say that they do not deserve to be even mentioned on the Good Escort thread ................ in fact the only reason I haven't added them to the Bad Escort list is that they weren't exactly bad ............ just boring ............. mediocre ................ middle of the road ............ which in many ways is even worse than being just plain bad. The thought of being with them both together is ........... well ............. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ............... anyway the point is funtimes is talking out of his arse as usual.
Wake up funtimes .................

Paws

Hey Paw's can I just say, and I'm not disagreeing or agreeing with you, I've not met either lady as an escort....lol
But this was part of my point before about reviews, If you read a great review on a lady but you dont get on then it could be a very disappointing time for both of you. I think the best experiences come only when you both get on a little. If the lady feels like she's not pleasing you at all then its hard to be great. I had a client once and he didn't talk the whole time, I'd ask a question and I was lucky if he grunted. Anyway I did try my hardest still but it wasn't easy, I couldn't even tell if he liked what I was doing. At the end of the service while he was showering I apologised to him letting him know that I had noticed his quietness, and that if he was so unhappy that instead of charging him the hr I would only charge him for 30mins. He smiled and to my surprise apologised and explained that he had never visited a lady before and had just split from his young lady of many years. But the moral is just the same I think, if you dont feel a rapore it isn't easy to please.

I think that came out right.

[westside]

Hey Paw's can I just say, and I'm not disagreeing or agreeing with you, I've not met either lady as an escort....lol
But this was part of my point before about reviews, If you read a great review on a lady but you dont get on then it could be a very disappointing time for both of you. I think the best experiences come only when you both get on a little. If the lady feels like she's not pleasing you at all then its hard to be great. I had a client once and he didn't talk the whole time, I'd ask a question and I was lucky if he grunted. Anyway I did try my hardest still but it wasn't easy, I couldn't even tell if he liked what I was doing. At the end of the service while he was showering I apologised to him letting him know that I had noticed his quietness, and that if he was so unhappy that instead of charging him the hr I would only charge him for 30mins. He smiled and to my surprise apologised and explained that he had never visited a lady before and had just split from his young lady of many years. But the moral is just the same I think, if you dont feel a rapore it isn't easy to please.

I think that came out right.

What your saying is true.It hard when one side is quiet.Another thing is a girl could just be in plain bad form...just off form...so could the client. He could just have something on his mind...something bothering him and he decided to pop into an escort.

I remember back in 2006 i called into anescort at 12.30 in the morning. I wasnt my usual self and was fairly quiet.to be honest about it ,,,just some time away from normality is what i was looking for. Anyway after about ten minutes she looks up a me and in a bit of a panic says "you dont like,,,you dont like me" I said "hey its not that ..its something else. Anyway she was toatlly uninterested from that point on (and she gets very good reviews).

The reason i was quiet??Becuase my old was dying with cancer around that time Lasted another week after.

My whole point is this...you just dont know why.If this girl ,instead of finding it difficult as to why a guy wasnt really giving her attention she could have easily said...your very quiet or something like that.I wouldnt hold it against although i wouldnt go back either.You get my point.

Fuck Cancer,
Westside.

[bigpaws]

Honey I take your point on board but if an escort is having a bad day and is therefore providing a bad service then she should either not work that day or return the money to an unhappy client as it is not his fault she isn't up for it ................ in my case I always make the effort as it is MY money I'm spending.
Also heather and madam a weren't terrible, they were just mediocre ................... or maybe I have very high standards!!

Paws

[UKHeather]

QUOTE=bigpaws;14376]I have been with both madam a and heather seperately and I can honestly say that they do not deserve to be even mentioned on the Good Escort thread ................ in fact the only reason I haven't added them to the Bad Escort list is that they weren't exactly bad ............ just boring ............. mediocre ................ middle of the road ............ which in many ways is even worse than being just plain bad. The thought of being with them both together is ........... well ............. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Paws[/QUOTE]

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Talking So Funny! - 26-04-07, 11:39 PM
Excuse me for laughing at your post funtimes but it is funny because i have already visited a couple of those ladies, including Heather and the belgian madam,and had a great time as did they!!
Of course they were not aware of my user name here but i would love to see the look on there faces if they found out who the "lovely sexy polite guy" really was .........

Thanks Ladies,
Paws
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[mark1dub]

Paws

Your wrong yet again...Heather is a v good escort...

[bigpaws]

It's true I posted that at the time heather and I did it for the same reasons you don't call an asshole an asshole at his funeral ............. politeness! But of course you forced the issue after that challenging if I had even seen you at all!! So I was left with no choice but to be then brutally honest about the service I actually recieved from you ................ and as I have stated previously it wasn't the worst experience I've had it just wasn't very good. Maybe in your more youthful years you could have done better as I did see potenetial in you and flashes of past glory .............. but your time has definately passed my dear.
Oh and for the lads who have seen heather and madam a and found them acceptable or quite good I want you to try to open your minds real wide and consider this possibility .................... after 12/13 years of punting seeing at least 300 independent escorts in Ireland alone not counting the escorts I've seen in the US, Britain or Europe OR any of the massage parlours/brothels I've visited that maybe I have developed very high standards and that maybe, just maybe, my standards are higher than yours???? Is it a posiibility???????

Paws

[westside]

Actually there is no need to make a fuss about all that. Everybody knows that Paws has seen neither Heather nor myself (he just does not appreciate being pointed out that posting an escort's address was unwise and undelicate).

Let's just move on.

Have a lovely weekend.


M.A. xxx

You come accross as being very overbearing and a wee bit fond of yourself, judging by your FAQ.

Then again i come accross as an asshole.

ManWestelle Westante.