welcome to the boards newcomer
choose ladies with a lot of positive reviews
enjoy
and dont forget to leave a review
Sticky for new posters!!!!
Just some things to be aware of as new posters!!
1. This is not a dating sevice! (well it is kinda,short and expesive dates)!!
2. If you are a female non Escort poster you will be hounded (as the only fobidden fruit on the tree)!!!
3. Make alliances very quickly (It is the lone sheep that often falls first to the wolves)!!!
4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!
5. You will be called from time to time TROLL, BIG PAWS,NGAN (YUCK) and of course a BOLLOCKS (any of which may be true)!!!
6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!
7. Stay clear of the Ladies when they are fighting among themselves (those topics will usually involve Money, Reviews and who will win the X Factor)!!!!
8. Do not try to be clever (it does not suit you)!!!
9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!
10. And remember boys and girls enjoy yourselves (we will, at your expense)!!!
9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!
Does anyone one to explain on no. 9 from dannyboy???
Last edited by newcomer; 23-01-11 at 01:14. Reason: Didnt add my comment
Nicole and Jackie are managers on this site...(they seem farely sound though..and i think Nicole might be a hotty but i have never seen her and jackie who could be a hotty as well and who seems to be working the night shift)
Last edited by Apollo1; 23-01-11 at 01:24.
newcomer (23-01-11)
Regarding DB's comments:
4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!
Why didn't someone tell me this earlier!!!! All this time wasted on the boards!
6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!
As a result of all my time spent on the boards trying to get laid - I am now an addict!! Too late to turn back!
So my advice newcomer - is run while you can!(from the boards). But do check out the ladies adds/profiles - and go see a few (if not many). There are truly lovely ladies out there.
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"