"Hi darling. Because I love you so much, I thought I'd get you a threesome for your birthday this year. I promise I won't get jealous seeing you with another girl"
I am useles at lying. Am going to have to remain single unless I get better at it.
Getting married helps to improve your ability to lie. Like life, marriage is a learning experience.
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