Originally Posted by
dannyboy10
You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!
Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!
WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??
"Hi darling. Because I love you so much, I thought I'd get you a threesome for your birthday this year. I promise I won't get jealous seeing you with another girl"
I am useles at lying. Am going to have to remain single unless I get better at it.
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"