You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!
Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!
WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??