What is the excuse?

[JAMESCORK]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

"Ha ha Gee honey... I was just looking at that shit....have you seen this ... Buddy of mine just emailed me a link...its some site for 'call girls' (thats as naive sounding as I can get it) or somthing.... would ya look at this, this looks like some guy setting up a meeting I think, you can see everything here.... look they even discuss sex n stuff. Fuck sake...pfff I've seen it all now... isnt this gas... ha ha.. ah well Im bored with it now... wanna go to bed hun, I'll follow you up....love ya... muaah....."

finish PM and look forward to appointment saturday..

Where's the problem?

[dark-knight]

Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window.

[Morpheus]

"Ha ha Gee honey... I was just looking at that shit....have you seen this ... Buddy of mine just emailed me a link...its some site for 'call girls' (thats as naive sounding as I can get it) or somthing.... would ya look at this, this looks like some guy setting up a meeting I think, you can see everything here.... look they even discuss sex n stuff. Fuck sake...pfff I've seen it all now... isnt this gas... ha ha.. ah well Im bored with it now... wanna go to bed hun, I'll follow you up....love ya... muaah....."

finish PM and look forward to appointment saturday..

Where's the problem?

Respect dude! Very slick! And you'll probably get laid with the missus that night while waiting for Saturday. I live and learn.

[Ric Hardgear]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

yes darling as you have suspected im gay[you didnt specify which sex one was arranging an appointment with]

[hornylimerick]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!

WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

simple - there isn't one! your simply fucked!!! pack your bags!

[guy1234]

you are really fucked!!!))))

[aliciasexy]

First you have to be calm,and if she ask you just say is not what it seems,i am jokeing with this girl,,,i make her loseing her time,,,
The excuse can be this.
Sometimes i was watching escorts(male ),and when my ex bf caught me i just said that i am jokeing with the boy sending him pm for makeing lose the time,nothing else

[aliciasexy]

Lol.
We are talking about a delicate situation here

[Johnson]

You are sitting now at your computer. Logged onto EI as usual and in the middle of typing a P.M to a saucy young minx! Suddenly you have to go pee! "It's o.k she is downstairs, and I will only be a minute!" you reassure yourself! I can not log off I have all my foul requests worded perfectly for our appointment saturday!

Unfortunately, when you return you find your wife sitting at the desk, staring blankly at the screen!



WHAT IS THE EXCUSE??

1. Confront her about her addiction to escort sites.

2. If you can't use that Jedi mind trick, say you were having a wank. You're still gonna be in the shit, but might save your marraige. Then get an iPhone FFS!!!

[irishmale]

1. Confront her about her addiction to escort sites.

2. If you can't use that Jedi mind trick, say you were having a wank. You're still gonna be in the shit, but might save your marraige. Then get an iPhone FFS!!!

Ha if you can get her to believe point 1 above then you deserve a TV show to show case your skills!