Originally Posted by
rover
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he had just killed his friend paul, paul was a member of the chicken triad and the triad boss Alan has put a price on the chickens head. The next day the chicken woke up and he decided that he would go out to the shops to buy some milk and cheese to make an omlet for his dinner. On the way to the shops he decided to take a shortcut through westborough ave. suddenly a black VW van pulled up beside him and two armed chickens jumped out and chickennapped the chicken(the chickens called neil). The van drove to a secret location and neil woke up hanging upside down by his feet? Alan was there and he told neil what he would do to him. Neil was scared and he remembered that he had secretly hid a desert eagle in a secret compartment in his feathers. so he pistol whipped alan and cut himself free. he escaped the secret location (which turned out to be a SPAR) and ran to the main highway. that was where he crossed the road.