FFS This Has to be a joke!

[City Gent]

No they don't-I run a tight facist regime around here.

Ah Ah, I see no room for any "Old Boilers" either.


CG

[OnlyMe]

I only can think of one chicken crossing the road joke, and I can't clean it up enough to tell it here.

[City Gent]

I only can think of one chicken crossing the road joke, and I can't clean it up enough to tell it here.

Go on mate we are all adults here, I think


CG

[anitasizzle]

Ah Ah, I see no room for any "Old Boilers" either.


CG

Nah, man we've gone all techno,we 'Nuke' things now! ''Out with the old, in with the new...''

[Experienced Punter esq]

Worst thread ever...

[City Gent]

Nah, man we've gone all techno,we 'Nuke' things now! ''Out with the old, in with the new...''

Bloody hell Chickenist and Ageist.


CG

I kiss ass so I don't have to suck cock

[rover]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had just killed his friend paul, paul was a member of the chicken triad and the triad boss Alan has put a price on the chickens head. The next day the chicken woke up and he decided that he would go out to the shops to buy some milk and cheese to make an omlet for his dinner. On the way to the shops he decided to take a shortcut through westborough ave. suddenly a black VW van pulled up beside him and two armed chickens jumped out and chickennapped the chicken(the chickens called neil). The van drove to a secret location and neil woke up hanging upside down by his feet? Alan was there and he told neil what he would do to him. Neil was scared and he remembered that he had secretly hid a desert eagle in a secret compartment in his feathers. so he pistol whipped alan and cut himself free. he escaped the secret location (which turned out to be a SPAR) and ran to the main highway. that was where he crossed the road.

[Mousey]

Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken.

[City Gent]

Worst thread ever...

A compliment indeed coming from you EXP, thanks


CG

[City Gent]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had just killed his friend paul, paul was a member of the chicken triad and the triad boss Alan has put a price on the chickens head. The next day the chicken woke up and he decided that he would go out to the shops to buy some milk and cheese to make an omlet for his dinner. On the way to the shops he decided to take a shortcut through westborough ave. suddenly a black VW van pulled up beside him and two armed chickens jumped out and chickennapped the chicken(the chickens called neil). The van drove to a secret location and neil woke up hanging upside down by his feet? Alan was there and he told neil what he would do to him. Neil was scared and he remembered that he had secretly hid a desert eagle in a secret compartment in his feathers. so he pistol whipped alan and cut himself free. he escaped the secret location (which turned out to be a SPAR) and ran to the main highway. that was where he crossed the road.

Rover, you do truly keep things in perspective


CG