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    Default FFS This Has to be a joke!

    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.

    A. To get to the other side.


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    fools talk because they have to say something:
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    So does this:

    Q. Whats the difference between driving in the fog and muff diving...

    A. At least when you are muff diving you can see the cunt in front of you...

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    Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    A. To get to the other slide
    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.

    A. To get to the other side.


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    This is an escort site, plenty of birds on board, we don't need no stinken chicken jokes

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    why did the chicken cross the road?

    EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    This is an escort site, plenty of birds on board, we don't need no stinken chicken jokes

    Anita, Anita, Anita I never had you down as CHICKENIST all birds deserve equality on here.


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    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.


    FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


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    So back to the beginning . The egg or the chicken first .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    Anita, Anita, Anita I never had you down as CHICKENIST all birds deserve equality on here.


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    No they don't-I run a tight facist regime around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69patrick69 View Post
    Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.


    FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
    Quick, call the Secret Police

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