Oh, that's nice, but would you make it out alive? The person's cousin whom you just brought from will be waiting at the end of Sherrif St. to take the goods off of you!
Great tip there Anita...thanks. My doctor recommends a high fibre diet for my constipation... must try porridge...
Now don't forget the toliet paper, and bring some magazines-Nation Geographic is best, they might be featuring tity-taunting Africans, and you can have a wank while you're wait.