Due to the overwhelming success of the "Adult Parties" in Daves Mums flat, we have a life changing oppertunity for some lucky person!

Yes, Daves Mum is not as young as she once was, therefore she is looking at forming a Duo or Couple type partnership!

This is a live in job.

Desirable Skills/Traits:
Open minded
Bukkake fan
Eastenders fan
Fanny fan
Speak very loudly ALL THE TIME! (Job there for you LUCY )
Good with a bucket of water and mop! (Bukkake only on lino coverd areas)
Can change adult nappies efficently and often.
Must be willing to live on a diet of cheese (there will be lots of cheese ) and Milk Tray.

Please can you make an early application, or suggestion of suitible applicant, as it is expected that like Daves Mum, this position can not be held for long!