nick2010 (19-01-11)
dr love (19-01-11)
Growing old, receding hairline, what was once the rock is now a wobbley and unreliable wonder who sometimes responds when you feed him viagra, you ache all over, it's a gamble driving the car, your friends are all dead, Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either, if any of them are still alive, you can live without sex but not without glasses. You have the sexual desires of a 22 year old, but you can do fuck all about it. Yes life is wonderful when you get older, anybody got a gun.
Thank God for cash, it can help you get a big arse to look you in the face.
Once a prick - always a prick.
Don't worry Dave, its not your age, it just gravity thats pulled your manly chest down to your stomach.
Its still there, but just not where you want it.
No longer the six pack - welcome the twelve pack.
Do what I do - breath in, struggle into those trousers you used to find comfortable and always always wear a good quality leather belt. Either that or wear a corset!
Welcome to the club bro.
Last edited by Sam Spade; 19-01-11 at 20:41.
westcorklad (19-01-11)
Come around to mine, I'll work on your six pack lol.... I'm like a Duracell bunny... (costume is provided on request). there will be no rest for the wicked!!!
westcorklad (19-01-11)