Quote Originally Posted by takemedrunkimhome View Post
Thankfully that never happened to me, but one really annoying thing that happened to me was that my tummy kept rumbling.

I skipped my lunch to meet this beauty and throughout the hour long appointment my tummy was rumbling.
Was really bad at the kissing stage, just getting in to it and vesuvius would go off again.

In one way I would prefer the fart as it would be over in a minute unless it was a Monday morning nuclear weapon .
Not happened to me yet and hope it never does.