Originally Posted by
Bruno69
I have a special wallet, into which I place the €200.
It has a special lock which contains the latest biometric security software. The lock will only open when a sensor categorically identifies my DNA from a fresh sample of my own sperm.
Well, actually I'm lying. I just use a regular wallet. And I don't care if the girl sees if I have an extra 50 or 2. I haven't been ripped off yet.