Thanks to the people who mentioned me, but as Karin said, I would never do it.
I like the escort mod idea, and suggested this to Pat about a year ago. She was strongly opposed, on the grounds that mods piss people off and escorts are easy for pissed off people to find. I'm not sure I agree with that, but I understand it. I think an ex-escort would be ideal. Unfortunately they tend not to stay around after they retire.
In general I think there are more than enough mods already. Whatever problems the site might have, insufficient modding is not one of them.