Question

[Legswideopen]

Is waking up in a cold sweat an acceptable answer?

I.e, you're dreaming?

Well done wingman. - your correct

[Doozer]

We weren't given those kind of specifics. Also, once one has a bbite, there's a ton of blood in the water. This will in turn no doubt be a catlyst to a feeding frenzy.
I believe "fucked" would be appropriate, and not by an athletic big breasted woman screwing you like her life depended on it.

Not nessecarily hence why I asked how far from land you are
It may only be a stray tiger shark which means a taster although would be blood no other sharks around so you stand a better chance

[Doozer]

He said the middle of the Indian ocean, which is quite a bit away. I would assume the nearest is the Maldives, or islands off Sri Lanka?

What the fuck are you doing in the middle of the indian ocean in a fucking rowboat?

[Doozer]

BOOOMMMMM!!!!!
I'm a smart one I tells ya!!!!!!!

Ok that only works if you are dreaming
But what iof its actuially happening?

[Doozer]

You don't live to tell the tale. Just lie back and think of your favourite escort and hope to die with a smile on your face.

There have been many a shark attack that hsant been fatal

[Doozer]

C'mon, the middle of the Indian Ocean??????

has been known to happen

[Legswideopen]

How to survive

1Remain calm. While you want to get out of water quickly if a shark attacks, you cannot out swim a shark, and simply trying to sprint to safety may not be your best option. It's important to keep your wits about you so you can continuously appraise the situation and figure out how to get to safety.
2

A shark and two swimmers Keep your eye on the shark at all times. Sharks may retreat temporarily and then try to sneak up on you. Don't let this happen. To be able to defend against the shark, you must know where it is, so make every effort to watch the animal, even as you're trying to escape.
3Get into a defensive position. If you can't get out of the water right away, try to reduce the shark's possible angles of attack. If you're diving, back up against a reef, piling, or rock outcropping--any solid obstruction – so that you only have to defend attacks in front of you. If you're diving near the shore, you may need to descend to find cover. In open water, get back-to-back with another swimmer or diver so that you can see, and defend against, an attack from any direction. Gradually surface together to get back to the boat.
4Fight. Playing dead won't deter an aggressive shark. Your best bet if attacked is to make the shark see you as a strong, credible threat. Usually, a hard blow to the shark's gills or eyes will cause it to retreat. These are really the only vulnerable areas on a shark. If a shark continues to attack, or if it has you in its mouth, hit these areas repeatedly with hard jabs, and claw at the eyes and gills.

If you have a speargun or pole, use it! Aim for the head, specifically the eyes or the gills.
If you don't have a weapon, improvise. Use any inanimate object, such as a camera or a rock to ward off the shark.
If you have nothing around you, use your own body. Aim for the shark's eyes, gills, or snout with your fists, elbows, knees, and feet.
5Get out of the water. While there are a number of things you can do to ward off a shark attack, you're not truly safe until you're out of the water. Your goal should always be to get back to shore or back on the boat.

If a boat is nearby, call out calmly, but loudly, for them to come to you. Stay as still as possible while waiting--as long as the shark is not actively attacking you--and get into the boat as quickly as possible once the boat reaches you.
If you are near shore, swim quickly, but smoothly. Thrashing will attract the shark's attention. Erratic movements help also give the appearance that you are wounded, and a wounded animal is more attractive prey to a shark. Use the smooth reverse breast stroke. This will reduce splashing.
6Get medical attention. If you've been bitten, get treatment as soon as possible. Massive blood loss will occur, depending on where you've been bitten, so immediately take appropriate steps to stop the bleeding. Even if your wounds appear minor, it's essential to get yourself checked out.

[Doozer]

What are you going to do? Proke them all to death?

As was said, Sharks are used to being the preditor and not used to being hit
So eyes gills and snout (the receptors there are very sensitive)

[Doozer]

Don't think the drum sticks will help Doozer. But I do prefer the idea of going down fighting, instead of screaming and splashing like some doomed fish.

Hey Icould scoop hos eyes out with them
Or play a bosanova rythem on his gils (out of time thatll really piss him off)

[carlos marvado]

How to survive

1Remain calm. While you want to get out of water quickly if a shark attacks, you cannot out swim a shark, and simply trying to sprint to safety may not be your best option. It's important to keep your wits about you so you can continuously appraise the situation and figure out how to get to safety.
2

A shark and two swimmers Keep your eye on the shark at all times. Sharks may retreat temporarily and then try to sneak up on you. Don't let this happen. To be able to defend against the shark, you must know where it is, so make every effort to watch the animal, even as you're trying to escape.
3Get into a defensive position. If you can't get out of the water right away, try to reduce the shark's possible angles of attack. If you're diving, back up against a reef, piling, or rock outcropping--any solid obstruction – so that you only have to defend attacks in front of you. If you're diving near the shore, you may need to descend to find cover. In open water, get back-to-back with another swimmer or diver so that you can see, and defend against, an attack from any direction. Gradually surface together to get back to the boat.
4Fight. Playing dead won't deter an aggressive shark. Your best bet if attacked is to make the shark see you as a strong, credible threat. Usually, a hard blow to the shark's gills or eyes will cause it to retreat. These are really the only vulnerable areas on a shark. If a shark continues to attack, or if it has you in its mouth, hit these areas repeatedly with hard jabs, and claw at the eyes and gills.

If you have a speargun or pole, use it! Aim for the head, specifically the eyes or the gills.
If you don't have a weapon, improvise. Use any inanimate object, such as a camera or a rock to ward off the shark.
If you have nothing around you, use your own body. Aim for the shark's eyes, gills, or snout with your fists, elbows, knees, and feet.
5Get out of the water. While there are a number of things you can do to ward off a shark attack, you're not truly safe until you're out of the water. Your goal should always be to get back to shore or back on the boat.

If a boat is nearby, call out calmly, but loudly, for them to come to you. Stay as still as possible while waiting--as long as the shark is not actively attacking you--and get into the boat as quickly as possible once the boat reaches you.
If you are near shore, swim quickly, but smoothly. Thrashing will attract the shark's attention. Erratic movements help also give the appearance that you are wounded, and a wounded animal is more attractive prey to a shark. Use the smooth reverse breast stroke. This will reduce splashing.
6Get medical attention. If you've been bitten, get treatment as soon as possible. Massive blood loss will occur, depending on where you've been bitten, so immediately take appropriate steps to stop the bleeding. Even if your wounds appear minor, it's essential to get yourself checked out.

I sure hope that Great Whites share your sense of logic........here, here nice fishy, I'm not your natural prey.......in fact, I'm well past my sell by date and the Minister for Health, one Mary Harney does not recommend that I am suitable for consumption.......human or otherwise.