".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."
Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."
Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?
Last edited by Banjo; 14-01-11 at 20:17.
I went to a lapdancer's club once, and a very stunning woman gave it them moves, etc. Anyway, at the end, she bent over and whispered in my ear, 'Did you like that, big boy?' to which I responded, 'Yeah... not bad!'
Her face dropped, but I gave her a cheeky smile and said, 'Of course I did!'
SOOOOO glad she saw the funny side of it! That could have gotten much worse if she didn't have a sense of humour!!!
Banjo (14-01-11)
Had a appointment once , and as the lady started to perform oral on me let rip a fart , that nearly blew the walls out , great ice breaker . Had great sex after we stopped laughing .: doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
no cobwebs in that hole, and i'd sooner suffer the shame of it than the pain of it.
'I would like to break you in' was the reponse of a friend of mine when asked if he liked a girl when i was at school.The rest of us just looked at pure bewilderment at each other....
I have lived a life of regrets.
I wouldn't ride her into battle.... a sniper wouldn't take her out.
"When he was born the nurse smacked his mother"
"that girl has more finger prints up her fanny than the special branch has on file..."
bert dublin (15-01-11)