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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Or having sex straight after all of the above!
    Or when you take your mrs out for a night out anticipating a good night afterwards
    but when you get her home she is comatosed and you have to do yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Or when you take your mrs out for a night out anticipating a good night afterwards
    but when you get her home she is comatosed and you have to do yourself
    Not with a comatosed woman, I hope?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Not with a comatosed woman, I hope?!
    Nope a solo shandy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Nope a solo shandy
    Actually, another impossibility... trying to have a successful Hans Solo when completely pissed!!! LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Actually, another impossibility... trying to have a successful Hans Solo when completely pissed!!! LOL!
    Ah no
    I have perfected that
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    sneezing while pissing.
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    managing to piss everywhere but the bowl when highly intoxicated
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    Drowning flys or my fav in new pub pissing the ball into the back of the net while at the urinals ossified
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    Quote Originally Posted by dark-knight View Post
    sneezing while pissing.


    So true !
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