Or when you take your mrs out for a night out anticipating a good night afterwards
but when you get her home she is comatosed and you have to do yourself
Drowning flys or my fav in new pub pissing the ball into the back of the net while at the urinals ossified
I tend to avoid the urinals. Every time I go for a slash in the public toilets, I always end up standig next to a bloke who has to stare at my manhood! That brings me on to the next impossibilty... having a piss in the public bogs without standing next to a weirdo!!!
I tend to avoid the urinals. Every time I go for a slash in the public toilets, I always end up standig next to a bloke who has to stare at my manhood! That brings me on to the next impossibilty... having a piss in the public bogs without standing next to a weirdo!!!