I just got up and have looked around.
My girlfriend of about a month has managed to sneak into my house, cushions, candles and smelly crap.
What the fuck is all this shit?
I just got up and have looked around.
My girlfriend of about a month has managed to sneak into my house, cushions, candles and smelly crap.
What the fuck is all this shit?
Don't worry, they are all sex toys. Cunningly disguised as girley crap
OnlyMe (14-01-11)
OnlyMe (14-01-11)
Don't knock the candles, you might enjoy them!
The other items she brought, just makes the experience a bit more comfortable for her while she is abusing you!
OnlyMe (14-01-11)
No no no. Thomas, onlyme should turn this into a positive. By insisting EVERYTHING she brings into his house be used as a sex toy !
This should drastically reduce the crap she brings. And if not it will be fun trying things out. It could be the start of something beautiful !
Last edited by dave1dave; 14-01-11 at 10:47. Reason: just be careful with GHDs !
Sensual Delights (14-01-11)
Look at the positives. I bet your house is much nicer now.
And the smelly crap are doing a nice job of covering the smell of dirty socks
Gee, you guys get your house nicely done without you lifting a finger and you're still complaining It's a small price you pay for all the fun you must have in that house at the moment with your new girlfriend.