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    Default Write your own Profile introduction.

    I thought this might be a bit of fun to try.
    So guys lets try writing our own profile introductions.

    Here's mine and for added authenticity I've translated into Spanish, then into Czech and then on a different website back to English.

    "Hi,
    I'm Dave.
    Gentle caresses, passionate touch, beautiful and excited breath caress my tongue my manhood - that's what I like! I love oral sex and like I am doing both ways. If you want to examine how experienced not only in this kind of sex I will know that we really only share a single phone call. I like to escort and love. If you want, I can be even wilder. Together we can try various kinds of sex, maybe you pleasantly surprise you. What shared baths start?"

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    Haha, sounds quite interesting. I know Jamescork would love it

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    Very good. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    I thought this might be a bit of fun to try.
    So guys lets try writing our own profile introductions.

    Here's mine and for added authenticity I've translated into Spanish, then into Czech and then on a different website back to English.

    "Hi,
    I'm Dave.
    Gentle caresses, passionate touch, beautiful and excited breath caress my tongue my manhood - that's what I like! I love oral sex and like I am doing both ways. If you want to examine how experienced not only in this kind of sex I will know that we really only share a single phone call. I like to escort and love. If you want, I can be even wilder. Together we can try various kinds of sex, maybe you pleasantly surprise you. What shared baths start?"


    very good Dave.. not sure if you want us all to do one but heres my intro and profile..hahaha
    coming soon ladys...ha

    Hello
    Im Captain Jack Sparow... charming pirate captain from Cork..
    I'm the perfect companion for any lady...I guarantee our time together will be very special...
    your pleasure is my one and only aim...you will be the captains lady and i will sail you places you never knew existed.... the waters will get very very wet as I use my tounge to navigates to your Hidden Treasure if this sounds like a journey you wish to go on just pm me!..

    Captain J...



    Essential Info

    :Name: Captain Jack Sparrow

    Type: Independent male Escort

    [B]Nationality:[/B ]Irish

    Languages: English,Irish,French

    Age: you would be surprised

    Hair: brown

    Eyes: Green

    Height: 5'9"

    Endowment:"

    Favourites:
    ... [_French Kissing_] [_Massage_] [_Uniforms_] [_Oral... licky licky_] [_Spanking_]
    others on request...

    Info:

    Location: City Centre, Cork

    Showers Available: Yes

    Yes Drinks Supplied: Yes


    Standard Rates:

    Incall €....... .......Outcall €

    30 Minutes:100 .. Ask
    1st Hour:150 .. Ask

    Escort Reviews:

    ask the ladys for my Reviews:

    Schedule Info:

    Monday:24 Hours

    Tuesday:24 Hours

    Wednesday:24 Hours

    Thursday:24 Hours

    Friday:24 Hours
    Last edited by jacksparrow2010; 13-01-11 at 18:28.
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2010 View Post
    very good Dave.. not sure if you want us all to do one but heres my ontro and profile..hahaha
    coming soon ladys...ha

    Hello
    Im Captain Jack Sparow... charming pirate captain from Cork..
    I'm the perfect companion for any lady...I guarantee our time together will be very special...
    your pleasure is my one and only aim...you will be the captains lady and i will sail you places you never knew existed.... the waters will get very very wet as I use my tounge to navigates to your Hidden Treasure if this sounds like a journey you wish to go on just pm me!..

    Captain J...


    Essential Info

    :Name: Captain Jack Sparrow

    Type: Independent male Escort

    [B]Nationality:[/B ]Irish

    Languages: English,Irish,French

    Age: you would be surprised

    Hair: brown

    Eyes: Green

    Height: 5'9"

    Endowment:"

    Favourites:
    ... [_French Kissing_] [_Massage_] [_Uniforms_] [_Oral... licky licky_] [_Spanking_]
    others on request...

    Info:

    Location: City Centre, Cork

    Showers Available: Yes

    Yes Drinks Supplied: Yes


    Standard Rates:

    Incall €....... .......Outcall €

    30 Minutes:100 .. Ask
    1st Hour:150 .. Ask

    Escort Reviews:

    ask the ladys for my Reviews:

    Schedule Info:

    Monday:24 Hours

    Tuesday:24 Hours

    Wednesday:24 Hours

    Thursday:24 Hours

    Friday:24 Hours
    What no pics Jack?
    They didnt pass the verification stage I take it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    I thought this might be a bit of fun to try.
    So guys lets try writing our own profile introductions.
    This might be fun. Do you think the escorts would actually read your profile info and take note of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2010 View Post
    very good Dave.. not sure if you want us all to do one but heres my intro and profile..hahaha
    coming soon ladys...ha

    Hello
    Im Captain Jack Sparow... charming pirate captain from Cork..
    I'm the perfect companion for any lady...I guarantee our time together will be very special...
    your pleasure is my one and only aim...you will be the captains lady and i will sail you places you never knew existed.... the waters will get very very wet as I use my tounge to navigates to your Hidden Treasure if this sounds like a journey you wish to go on just pm me!..

    Captain J...



    Essential Info

    :Name: Captain Jack Sparrow

    Type: Independent male Escort

    [B]Nationality:[/B ]Irish

    Languages: English,Irish,French

    Age: you would be surprised

    Hair: brown

    Eyes: Green

    Height: 5'9"

    Endowment:"

    Favourites:
    ... [_French Kissing_] [_Massage_] [_Uniforms_] [_Oral... licky licky_] [_Spanking_]
    others on request...

    Info:

    Location: City Centre, Cork

    Showers Available: Yes

    Yes Drinks Supplied: Yes


    Standard Rates:

    Incall €....... .......Outcall €

    30 Minutes:100 .. Ask
    1st Hour:150 .. Ask

    Escort Reviews:

    ask the ladys for my Reviews:

    Schedule Info:

    Monday:24 Hours

    Tuesday:24 Hours

    Wednesday:24 Hours

    Thursday:24 Hours

    Friday:24 Hours
    You forgot thieving, water sports and general Piracy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    What no pics Jack?
    They didnt pass the verification stage I take it
    knew id forget something but its there now...
    Daves prob talking about intro on your profile page but i said id do my male escort page..lol..

    Captain J...
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacksparrow2010 View Post
    very good Dave.. not sure if you want us all to do one but heres my intro and profile..hahaha
    coming soon ladys...ha

    Hello
    Im Captain Jack Sparow... charming pirate captain from Cork..
    I'm the perfect companion for any lady...I guarantee our time together will be very special...
    your pleasure is my one and only aim...you will be the captains lady and i will sail you places you never knew existed.... the waters will get very very wet as I use my tounge to navigates to your Hidden Treasure if this sounds like a journey you wish to go on just pm me!..

    Captain J...



    Essential Info

    :Name: Captain Jack Sparrow

    Type: Independent male Escort

    [B]Nationality:[/B ]Irish

    Languages: English,Irish,French

    Age: you would be surprised

    Hair: brown

    Eyes: Green

    Height: 5'9"

    Endowment:"

    Favourites:
    ... [_French Kissing_] [_Massage_] [_Uniforms_] [_Oral... licky licky_] [_Spanking_]
    others on request...

    Info:

    Location: City Centre, Cork

    Showers Available: Yes

    Yes Drinks Supplied: Yes


    Standard Rates:

    Incall €....... .......Outcall €

    30 Minutes:100 .. Ask
    1st Hour:150 .. Ask

    Escort Reviews:

    ask the ladys for my Reviews:

    Schedule Info:

    Monday:24 Hours

    Tuesday:24 Hours

    Wednesday:24 Hours

    Thursday:24 Hours

    Friday:24 Hours
    Hahaha
    I might send u a pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet rachel View Post
    Hahaha
    I might send u a pm.
    welcome to the boards Rachel...
    Thank you .. I await your pm haha

    Captain J...
    Last edited by jacksparrow2010; 13-01-11 at 19:42.
    "Courtesy costs nothing, yet buys things that are priceless." - Respect for all Escorts at all times!...

    Captain Jack Sparrow - I make water wet

    Thank you Ladies for the good times x..

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