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    Love Does the missus give you a blowjob or VV?

    I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??

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    I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


    Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

    I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

    Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

    Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

    I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

    I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

    Give you head in the cinema

    I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

    I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if itís a little egg that Iíll freak out when itís inside me.

    I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

    There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerryís Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge


    funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list

    HAPPY DAYS

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


    Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

    I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

    Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

    Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

    I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

    I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

    Give you head in the cinema

    I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

    I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

    I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

    There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge


    funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list

    HAPPY DAYS
    O happy days, I hope you don't wake up too soon!!!

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    Hi hornylimerick i am just curious:do you do C I M with your gf?

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    Sex would be nice.....bj's used to happen and probably will again ( babies dont help in fairness ) but Irish women are well known for letting their men's libido become compltely unimportant post marriage....disgracefully!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornylimerick View Post
    I hinted that i was bored with things last week to my gf (joking)and she gave me this list of how she's going to improve things;


    Watch Porn Together at least once a week.

    I have to watch a minimum of 10 hours tv with you per week.

    Next time it snows we erect a snowman penis together

    Take your car to the autobahn in Germany where you can drive as fast as you like (I have to be in the car for at least one lap)

    I have to give you minimum of 6 blowjobs a week and two of these have to be in the same day.

    I have to flash my titties at you several times a day

    Give you head in the cinema

    I have to wear high heels whenever you want me to

    I have to get a sex toy every two months and you get to choose it. I have to let you try it on me even if it’s a little egg that I’ll freak out when it’s inside me.

    I have to let you record me giving you a blowjob on your phone (for your eyes only though)

    There will never, ever not be small pots of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice-cream in the fridge


    funny thing is i wasn't bored at all, but hey i'm not going to complain about this new list

    HAPPY DAYS
    if only she included 'threesome next time you go off to the knockin shop'
    see you next tuesday

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    Quote Originally Posted by jggy2003 View Post
    I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??
    all these treats finish when she eats the wedding cake, Hey guys Dont get married
    Best regards Feargal
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    Quote Originally Posted by feargal View Post
    all these treats finish when she eats the wedding cake, Hey guys Dont get married
    tell me about it! been there, done that, never again!

    there's a solution for that - Divorce!! got mine in November

    as for alicia, I decline to answer your question

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    deedin i never did getting'd married. for'n i daint agree with th'said marriage lawth's. but i do getting't the deepeth'st of the throat on the regular, ath's i do demand thith's... tid much to ath'sking for, deedin it'idnt.
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jggy2003 View Post
    I'm married over 15years now and she won't give me a blow-job or even in from behind. Our early sex used to involve in from behind but , over the last number of years it has gone off the menu. in fact, with early menopause,things are generally reduced to a bit of missionary on the odd Sunday morning. Is this a story with many punters??
    A lot of married men know where your coming from . But the piss takers are going to take over the thread . : doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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