2011 Vehicles?

[OnlyMe]

Obviously the fault lies with your girlfriend and not the car!

Wish I thought of that.
Sorry Horny.

[OnlyMe]

I know Women! every wheel on it is wrecked and every time she goes into a carpark there's another scratch or dint (or both!) on it

And like every woman I've ever known I bet she never washes it, never checks anything, tyres, oil, nothing

[hornylimerick]

no she tells me "there's a red light on the dash" i ask when she last put oil in it, response "what?" they don't check anything, most common one is " my wipers don work properly" is there water in them???? response - "what?" clueless!!

[benin]

Just driving along and I just thought to myselfI haven't seen a single 2011 reg vehicle yet, are there any about
I must admit I was thinking about changing my car but I just feel that with so many people struggling it would be in bad taste to change

have to admit i agree....i felt awful driving away with my new audi today....i dont think ill recover.

[hornylimerick]

have to admit i agree....i felt awful driving away with my new audi today....i dont think ill recover.

Benny YOUR BACK!!!!

so you got out of the christmas tree lol

[OnlyMe]

have to admit i agree....i felt awful driving away with my new audi today....i dont think ill recover.

Good man Mr B.
Enjoy

[anon361]

16:04 17/01/2011, just noticed my very first 2011 car, funnily registration 11D11

[scotus]

16:04 17/01/2011, just noticed my very first 2011 car, funnily registration 11D11

Haven't seen any myself, but there was something on the radio the other day about how car registration was way up this year so far.

[anon361]

Haven't seen any myself, but there was something on the radio the other day about how car registration was way up this year so far.

Jeez, up on what, 1950's sales figures..

[ThomasJ]

I know Women! every wheel on it is wrecked and every time she goes into a carpark there's another scratch or dint (or both!) on it

Don't mention women drivers to me - was dating a girl a few years ago and we went to Dublin for the All Ireland football final - met up with my friends before the match and drank a bit too much. We were staying in a hotel in Dublin so we met up again and had a few more drinks - then the girlfriend drove us back to the hotel in my car. Big mistake - she hit a bollard on the passenger side going into the hotel carpark - my reaction was ok can happen but in truth I was pissed off. Imagine my reaction when, as I was still the worse for wear the next morning, she hit the same bloody bollard on the drivers side.

She made shit of the car - end result down one girlfriend and one car - women drivers!!!!!!!!!!!