Mature jane's clients request today has to be up there with the strangest of the strange, No?
You had me splitting my sides with this one ...... I just love the way you mention in a "by the way! kinda way that you do kicking in the balls. I'm trying to picture the scene, just the two of you in the room, you taking a long run up and planting your instep squarely on the crown jewels. Mad !!
Asked to wear stilettos and stand on a live goldfish..
As above but a hamster!
Asked to pop loads of balloons by squashing them with my arse..
Asked if I would put a nappy on the guy, vomit down the inside of it and rub the warm sick into his cock and balls..
Asked by another if i would circumcise him..
..and these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head!!
Banjo (05-01-11), Legswideopen (05-01-11)