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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    as much as i like cum all over my face its a bitch when it gets in your eyes , thats all i have to say on the subject lol
    Ciara are you aware of how over-poweringly shagtastic that comment was?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    apparently this man muck you do spoking'd of, tid good for th'auld sh'kin, that do be why i do ejaculate adin inside in my own current th'squeezes face, when i dod waking up firth'st thing in the morning, once i do getting her to turn the radio off, for'n at that time in the morning, there do be a man reading the news, and i dont like to ejaculate adin inside anyones face if'n there be a male voice in the background. deeidn i dont, says i, for'n i do be as th'straight as a die, id th'say
    Fucken Awesome!!!!! Begobbin

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    I'll translate that one for you Ciara.

    WHC says:
    " Apparently this semen that you are talking about, is rather good for the complexion. That is why I ejaculate on my partners face. Upon waking in the morning I ask my partner to turn off the radio as there is a male newsreader on at thet time.
    I find the sound of the male voice in the background to be quite off putting and exciting at the same time. i'm beginning to question my sexuality, and I cannot get the images of men out of my head when I'm ejaculating."
    fucking awesome lads, this is one of the reasons that this forum thrives. keep it up, i near shity myself from laughing
    GO ON OUTA THAT, YAKUNCHA!!!!!

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    If it's a big facial you're after then Peter North is your only man:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mature Busty Siobhan View Post
    All you guys with Big Cocks.... can you cum up with the Big Facial,like this hunk???? .......

    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.ph...campaign=PBWeb
    Thats not a cock ....its a fire hose disguised as a massive black cock

    could you not hear the pump running in the background
    Last edited by Big-Paul; 06-04-11 at 12:28.

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    Holy Hoodwink Batman
    Thats the fakest thing I have ever seen.

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    you would need a third leg in your trousers to accommodate that thing

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