A Big Cock should have a Big Facial!

**ciara** · 05-01-11, 15:42

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

apparently this man muck you do spoking'd of, tid good for th'auld sh'kin, that do be why i do ejaculate adin inside in my own current th'squeezes face, when i dod waking up firth'st thing in the morning, once i do getting her to turn the radio off, for'n at that time in the morning, there do be a man reading the news, and i dont like to ejaculate adin inside anyones face if'n there be a male voice in the background. deeidn i dont, says i, for'n i do be as th'straight as a die, id th'say

i can understand very little of what u say but as ur from cork thats to be expected, but the very little that i can make out has me laughing my pants off :P

**wellhungchap** · 05-01-11, 15:50

THANKING YOUR OWN SELF FOR TH'SUCH A WONDERFUL COMPLIMENT, TID GREATLY APPRETH'CIATED.
I JUST LIVE, WORK, SOCIALISE AND SCREW THE FEMALE POPULATION DOWN HERE, DEEDIN I DO, I DONT BE FROM HERE.

(pardon to everyone who doeth'snt understand how i talk, over Chrimbo, i developed a lithsp

**dave1dave** · 05-01-11, 15:52

Originally Posted by ciara

i can understand very little of what u say but as ur from cork thats to be expected, but the very little that i can make out has me laughing my pants off :P

I'll translate that one for you Ciara.

WHC says:
" Apparently this semen that you are talking about, is rather good for the complexion. That is why I ejaculate on my partners face. Upon waking in the morning I ask my partner to turn off the radio as there is a male newsreader on at thet time.
I find the sound of the male voice in the background to be quite off putting and exciting at the same time. i'm beginning to question my sexuality, and I cannot get the images of men out of my head when I'm ejaculating."

**wellhungchap** · 05-01-11, 15:55

ha ha .. went off in a bit of a tangent there Dave lol.

**OnlyMe** · 05-01-11, 15:55

LOL all very good. Thank you for a good laugh

**dave1dave** · 05-01-11, 15:59

Originally Posted by wellhungchap

ha ha .. went off in a bit of a tangent there Dave lol.

Tangents are always good !

BTW congratulations on the lisp, Deedin it adds a Th'certain Th'somthing Th'special.

**ciara** · 05-01-11, 16:00

yes indeed im still laughing that i have tears in my eyes and a cramp in my stomach lol
so WHC if ur not actually from cork where are u from???

**wellhungchap** · 05-01-11, 16:12

i wouldnt mind giving you a cramp in your th'stomach , deedin i wouldnt. if'n you ever do coming'd to cork, i will let you gueth'ss from my accent.. deedin i will

**Lincoln** · 05-01-11, 18:08

Originally Posted by samlad

In all honesty, I have once shot myself in the eye in a frenzied bout of self abuse, and man, did it sting!!!!

Yeah Sam I was gettin a lovely massage and hand job a couple of years ago after about a weeks abstinance and managed to splash me eye before I could whip me head out of the way (I just got overcome so to speak....ahem...)

It stung like bejaysus

**samlad** · 05-01-11, 18:10

Originally Posted by Lincoln

Yeah Sam I was gettin a lovely massage and hand job a couple of years ago after about a weeks abstinance and managed to splash me eye before I could whip me head out of the way (I just got overcome so to speak....ahem...)

It stung like bejaysus

Ladies (and some of you gentlemen), we sympathise!

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