Punt Insurance !!

[Bruno69]

What is Punt Insurance?
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Fellow punters and slaves to sex addiction!
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With an ever worsening economic situation in this country, have you considered what life would be like if you lose your job and have to survive on the dole?
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Could you afford*escorts?** I don't*effing think so!
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Could you just switch off and accept the fact you may never have sex with a stunningly beautiful woman again?*
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Could you read the latest reviews without going mental ?
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(I started this as a joke - but it is a genuinely horrendous thought!)
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Escorts, can you afford to survive without the income of your most regular regulars?
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Enter Punt Insurance !
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Punters, you pay us €100 per week and in the event you can prove you are on the dole, you can make a weekly claim of €100 to visit an escort*of your choice (well, escorts who are approved by Punt Insurance).* You can keep doing this until the value of your claims reaches the value of your deposits (less setup and admin charges of €500).
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How does it work?* You make the appointment, inform your local Punt Insurance operator, erm that would be me for the moment, and we transfer the money on a monthly transfer*basis to the escort.* We do not give any cash direct to the insured punter, as you may well be tempted to spend the money on food, clothing, fuel, medicine, overdue bills, schoolbooks etc.
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Escorts will be licensed as approved members of the scheme by convincing your local Punt Insurance operator, erm that would be me for the moment, that they provide a good value for money service.* Licenses to be renewed monthly.
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Only joking of course.* This is a crazy and morally reprehensible idea.*
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It is, isn't it ???
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