"Our human cousins gotta pay for this ginda shit"
"LOL I'm bursting my ass here my orange brother"
"They even copy our positions"
"As long as they stay offa my back, I could'nt give a horse shit"
"They're f**king obsessed with me"
"And with me"
"They're always trying to grab hold of us"
"You would'nt believe some of the shit they get me to do"
"I'm telling ya Rover, they're a right filty lot"
"They dont use water to wash.......they piss on each other"
"Shut up you lot...............I'm a respected member of their internet community"