HELP NEEDED !!!!! Escort for Shopping Trip

[sampower]

Hey girls, need your help !

Ok to cut a long story short i lost a bet with one of my best (girl)friends and basically now i have to go to a party on the 7th of January dressed completely as a girl . Iv done everything to get out of the bet but cant so i have no choice but to buy womans clothes etc.

What i need is basically an escort to go shopping with for an hour or sumting like that to help me pick out an outfit (dress, underwear and shoes etc) as i would be too embaressed to go on my own (Cant order online). Id prefer shopping in cork but will consider dublin aswell. I will require your services for just shopping and we could do it early in the morning to avoid you losing potential customers.

So is there any girls out there who will help me for the right price, in a difficult situation

Please post here or pm me if you can help or have any ideas.

Thanks
Sam

[CharlieHarper093]

Dude. I suggest nipping into st vincent de paul. Vast array of clothes and staff r not judgemental.

[carlos marvado]

Why not ask the (girl)friend whom you lost the bet to, if she would'nt mind accompanying you on the shopping trip.........I mean it's not as if she's likely to charge you €250 for an hour's shopping trip (out-call rate) and she wont think it odd because she knows what you're up to.

Something you need to bear in mind. If you are going to dress as a woman, you are going to need to find cloths that actually fit you........you'll look even worse if they don't fit properly. That means going into the lady's changing rooms and trying them on......tell the changing room attendant that your next role is as a pantomine dame. If you dont have the nerve for that, find a friend, an escort, or any female who approximates to your size (though obviously there will be a little bit more or less here and there) and point her in the direction of the changing rooms with the cloths that take your fancy.

My final suggestion is a pure stroke of genius. Are you a fashion conscious person who likes to keep up to date with what's in season or do you basically not give a f**k? If the latter is the case, and you have any muslim friends, I would ask them if they can help you get your hands on a burka......with just a tiny mesh slit for your eyes, nobody will know who the f**k you are and you will have complied with the terms of the bet.



May the blessings of Allah be upon you Sister.......Brother?

[Doozer]

You could always ask Ex P for his in put on this
He would give you his years of aquired knowledge of laides under garments

[sampower]

Sum great suggestions guys,

Firstly that was part of d bet unfortunately that i had to go shopping alone, all my girl-friends know bout d bet so that why im looking here. Secondly the size issue my friends have told me what sizes to get and if i am with a gorl (escort) then using the dressing rooms wont be that weird hopefully

Finally although it was a genius idea the burka it will not suffice as i have been told what type of clothes i have to wear as part of d bet.

note : I went double or quits last night and i lost again, i now basically have to dress up for a full weekend at hers. I am basically fucked lads, going to be humiliated lol, stipid betting

[Larrylamb]

You might get to enjoy it.

[LucyS]

May the blessings of Allah be upon you Sister.......Brother?

Im very confused about the picture of Richard Dawkins in this post??!!

Sampower,I saw a man trying on heels in Brown Thomas in Cork today, and nobody was playing a blind bit of notice to him!It's not that uncommon to see men in women's clothing shops. If you are really stuck though I do not mind going on a shopping adventure as Im often in Cork city during the day. Free of charge of course,you don't have to pay me to go shopping

[sampower]

Thanks lucy for your offer, i pm'd you. Anyway i decided i will be hitting d town 2moro looking for the neccessary clothes lol, any1 in the cork area wanna help??