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    Angry I'm no shoplifter

    There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that.....
    A very scary experience which has happened to me before too. Problem is that feeling of guilt even when doing nothing wrong. Had to actually convince myself that I didn't do anything which made it worse. I am always a little bit cautious when going through those beeping things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    A very scary experience which has happened to me before too. Problem is that feeling of guilt even when doing nothing wrong. Had to actually convince myself that I didn't do anything which made it worse. I am always a little bit cautious when going through those beeping things.
    When u hear the beep imagine its a starting pistol and run like hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    When u hear the beep imagine its a starting pistol and run like hell
    Great idea Ber and must try that next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Great idea Ber and must try that next time.
    You could also cover yourself in tinfoil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You could also cover yourself in tinfoil.

    Brilliant Lucy. The ideas are coming hard and fast tonight. problem is I am not guilty lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Brilliant Lucy. The ideas are coming hard and fast tonight. problem is I am not guilty lol.
    Why not steal something, while covered in tinfoil and see if you beep? If you do, leg it. Great blog material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that.....
    You should have walked up to the manager and told him off for being mortified and feeling like a common criminal
    He would have given you something for your troubles
    Once you have paid for your items the sticker alarm shouldnt go off and if it does teh shop is culpible
    Imagine you walked into another shop with the alarm tag still on and it went off you would feel ten times worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Why not steal something, while covered in tinfoil and see if you beep? If you do, leg it. Great blog material.
    Or just put it under a leatehr jacket
    The alarm donst work under leather
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Or just put it under a leatehr jacket
    The alarm donst work under leather
    Ah Doozer. I see we have similar friends.
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