advice needed ...help!!

[westside]

Ok cutting out all the bullshit from the previous two patronising idiots just because you are 18 ......... so here's what you do, check the escorts profiles with verified pics and just select a girl you would really like to fuck, make sure she is an independent then ring her and enjoy! It's really that simple .......... don't worry about your age, I lost my virginity a lot younger than you and I also visited my first escort at 18 .......... and look how normal I've turned out!! ;-)

Paws

just tripped over them. On chat you said your 30 and are escorting 4 years. 30 - 4 =26 not 18.

ill rest my case,
Westside.

[bigpaws]

No I actually said in the Chat Room that I have been visiting escorts for 12 years .......... which I'm sure anybody who was there can confirm. I believe Doom and maybe Taylor were also there when I said it ............. but I think I know were you got confused west. Firstly I type faster than you can read and secondly in the Chat Room I tend to use what we kids call "text type" which means I said something along the lines of "i hve bin visiting girls 4 12 yrs" ................ you obviously saw the "4" and mistook IT for a number rather than a "for".
It's ok west I know you feel foolish and a little embarrassed now but there really is no need to apologise .............. you wouldn't be the first corkman I confused!! hahahahahahaha

Paws for thought west, paws for thought

[Hal]

Hal
"Yeah, he's right you know. he lost his virginity at 11 when he got bummed by the priest... and liked it."
So hal are you still wearing your dead grandmothers knickers whilst masturbating to gun magazines dreaming of the day you lose your virginity???

funtimes
"I don't think thats true. I heard he was 21."
Wow funtimes!!! Your very first attempt at wit .......... well done!! Ok it didn't go so well for you but at least your trying to assemble some form of personality ......... I almost broke into a fit of smirk when I read your little "joke".

Paws

I am going to find the doctor that allowed you to live after birth and slap him. Hard.

[bigpaws]

I think hal has been at the sherry again ........... take off your deceased grannies knickers, calm down and go to bed!! ;-)

Paws

[Hal]

Another witty statement from the poster child for birth control.

So now you've posted this stupid crap twice; running out fresh material there?

[bigpaws]

Well done hal ............ good answer!! hahahahahaha

Paws

[Hal]

Well done hal ............ good answer!! hahahahahaha

Paws

You're a fucking idiot.

[bigpaws]

Well done hal ............ good answer!! hahahahahaha

Paws