deedin, twas a nice surprise, for'n i did waking'd adup adin inside in the scratcher, with the current th'squeezes lips adout on th'auld chap, deedin she did getting'd an early breakfasht, and it wadn't a breakfasht roll neither, deedin it wadnt
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
Danny's ban will be lifted in around 20 hours, don't worry Shirley
Kitty shall be welcomed back with open arms : doc
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
Dannyboy ?
Has he been away ?
Feckin cats, you never know when their gonna stray. Usually turn up, beggin for something.