First off hey hows the Sweetie?? How are you darling? I get hold of you yet ,you little princess. Oh yes Sweetie, you and i all alone under a moonlight starry sky!

For the guys that seem to have little luck with their chosen lifestyle ,i have a little cheer you up joke. The next time that smashing erotic curvy beaut turns out to be a dangerous thief , with a face like a laxitive (ie she'll frighten the shit out of you) and a pussy that looks like a row of teeth in an arsehole, a natural form of contraception so to speak, read below;


This Chinese couple were getting married.She is a virgin and the truth be known he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"
he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want.
You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"



I just love the chinese for the fun they make us have.Every home should have one.
Oh for the guy asking about women working in Kinsale. The answer is yes they do. Im a big believer in equal opportunities in the workplace. Try your local centra.

I might be back but then again..........................

The Heartbroken Adventures Of Don Juan and The Empty PiggyBank,
Westside.