After all the intimate times we've had together my girlfriend is mad at me for using her tooth brush.
I just told her, if you can find a better way of getting dog shit from the groves in my runners, be my guest
After all the intimate times we've had together my girlfriend is mad at me for using her tooth brush.
I just told her, if you can find a better way of getting dog shit from the groves in my runners, be my guest
mr maxi (22-12-10)
Any comments, Wellhungchap...?
deedin, i should throwing'd away said running th'shoes, and then throw a length adin inside into said lady, before pulling out, putting the war face on, and ejaculating streams of tasty cock custard all over said ladies hair, and in her mush too.
failing that you could always apologise, and then telling'd said lady to getting'd fucking'd off, deedin you do too
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
deedin, that do being why i do liking'd to ejaculate adin inside in it, tis funny out and classy as fuck, d'ya'na
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
twas an opportunity that i couldnt refuse, deedin i do happen to have a penchant for such filthy antics, such as ejaculating adin inside in the female face (and hair), and also discussing it AT LENGTH with anyone who may come into contact with me, especially the clergy, deedin
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.