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    Scenario...Youre drivin your brand new Porsche through some god forsaken shithole and just to stay up to date with the current weather.......you get stuck up to your eyeballs in the god damn snow.Remember...its brand new ,cost you 170,000 and those tracksuited teenagers on the corner have just put down their 2 litres of budget cider as they noticed the new boy in town and his predicament!.You of course have the gold visa in your wallet and are just short of enough cash for the tow charge from the guy up the road who is willing to help in your time of need.You do however have the required funds to spend a half hr with the escort youve heard good things about and lusted after for ages but been too busy or lazy to do anythin about it.This is the woman you are actually considering the possibility of a comprehensive claim 2 days into your new policy for ....cause you know when you return theres a high probability youre only gonna find some broken glass,a broken shovel and 4 skidmarks(yes! its a carrera 4s and not the cheaper carrera 2 lol). the question is guys....WHO IS THE LADY YOU WOULD CONSIDER THE ABOVE FOR??????????????
    Ill come clean when theres 10 replies :-)
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    No one. Silly question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debest View Post
    No one. Silly question.
    Well..excuse me Mr Im too sensible to engage in answering silly questions!
    Enjoy the hard on while you stare at the back of the tow truck for the next half hr so.........ill watch your progress from the apartment window of one of the ladies here :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainmile View Post
    Well..excuse me Mr Im too sensible to engage in answering silly questions!
    Enjoy the hard on while you stare at the back of the tow truck for the next half hr so.........ill watch your progress from the apartment window of one of the ladies here :-)
    Grand, I'll set fire to your car before I leave.

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    perhaps this isn't what you're after but:
    seeing as your Insurance will go up by about fifteen grand if the galopy is gone when you get back .. versus 500 lids even for an awesome session, I'd say Fuck Riding me Like a Horse, I've got a Porsche outside

    That said.. if it's salacious entertianment you seek... and consider I live 2,500 miles from IRL- if money wasn't an issue I'd be going to seethis young Lady:
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    Irish Ciara

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainmile View Post
    Scenario...Youre drivin your brand new Porsche through some god forsaken shithole and just to stay up to date with the current weather.......you get stuck up to your eyeballs in the god damn snow.Remember...its brand new ,cost you 170,000 and those tracksuited teenagers on the corner have just put down their 2 litres of budget cider as they noticed the new boy in town and his predicament!.You of course have the gold visa in your wallet and are just short of enough cash for the tow charge from the guy up the road who is willing to help in your time of need.You do however have the required funds to spend a half hr with the escort youve heard good things about and lusted after for ages but been too busy or lazy to do anythin about it.This is the woman you are actually considering the possibility of a comprehensive claim 2 days into your new policy for ....cause you know when you return theres a high probability youre only gonna find some broken glass,a broken shovel and 4 skidmarks(yes! its a carrera 4s and not the cheaper carrera 2 lol). the question is guys....WHO IS THE LADY YOU WOULD CONSIDER THE ABOVE FOR??????????????
    Ill come clean when theres 10 replies :-)
    Seen as I'm a rich bastard driving that car, I dint think price of insurance would bother me, I'd pick the best IMO;

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    Jack one off while waiting for the tow truck - horn sorted.

    Once motor sorted, and since you're a rich horny sod, and sensible as well.....treat yourself to an overnight with your top 2 ladies.

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    All ready given up the Porsche for a selection of ladies.

    But I am of course a greedy bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainmile View Post
    Scenario...Youre drivin your brand new Porsche through some god forsaken shithole and just to stay up to date with the current weather.......you get stuck up to your eyeballs in the god damn snow.Remember...its brand new ,cost you 170,000 and those tracksuited teenagers on the corner have just put down their 2 litres of budget cider as they noticed the new boy in town and his predicament!.You of course have the gold visa in your wallet and are just short of enough cash for the tow charge from the guy up the road who is willing to help in your time of need.You do however have the required funds to spend a half hr with the escort youve heard good things about and lusted after for ages but been too busy or lazy to do anythin about it.This is the woman you are actually considering the possibility of a comprehensive claim 2 days into your new policy for ....cause you know when you return theres a high probability youre only gonna find some broken glass,a broken shovel and 4 skidmarks(yes! its a carrera 4s and not the cheaper carrera 2 lol). the question is guys....WHO IS THE LADY YOU WOULD CONSIDER THE ABOVE FOR??????????????
    Ill come clean when theres 10 replies :-)
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