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    "OMG WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT"..they were the last words Sylvia said to me as she slammed the door . Rules of engagement. was seeing Sylvia for about a month great sex ,in fairness alot of it was drunken passionate sweaty lost in the moment sex. She loved me playing with her bum ,positiviely writhed with pleasure,even had the cheek to orgasm on touch alone.
    So my obvious progression..failed and led to the parting comment uttered by my angry inverted nipple ex..
    Escorts are more honest they post there favs,owo cim fk etc and anal ? girlfriends are dishonest ,I would like all girls to discuss the rules of engagement ,hell have a laminated list in their wallets,to avoid any confusion and wasting my time and money buying them snakebites.
    So in my honest oppinon arent escorts more honest than girlfriends
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 16-12-10 at 00:43. Reason: actually the inverted nipple comment was offensive as i love all kinds and do not wish to discriminate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    "OMG WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT"..they were the last words Sylvia said to me as she slammed the door . Rules of engagement. was seeing Sylvia for about a month great sex ,in fairness alot of it was drunken passionate sweaty lost in the moment sex. She loved me playing with her bum ,positiviely writhed with pleasure,even had the cheek to orgasm on touch alone.
    So my obvious progression..failed and led to the parting comment uttered by my angry inverted nipple ex..
    Escorts are more honest they post there favs,owo cim fk etc and anal ? girlfriends are dishonest ,I would like all girls to discuss the rules of engagement ,hell have a laminated list in their wallets,to avoid any confusion and wasting my time and money buying them snakebites.
    So in my honest oppinon arent escorts more honest than girlfriends
    For the most part, escorts do exactly what it says on the tin.
    With girlsfriends, it depends on which way you look at the tin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
    For the most part, escorts do exactly what it says on the tin.
    With girlsfriends, it depends on which way you look at the tin.
    It depends how you treat the tin.

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    shame on you santa ,with mrs claus working away , how come you have time to respond ,(did you get my letter santa ? am i on the nice list?)
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 16-12-10 at 00:52. Reason: forrests ..naughty and nice list for xmas ..good thread
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    Escorts V Girlfriends

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    "OMG WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT"..they were the last words Sylvia said to me as she slammed the door . Rules of engagement. was seeing Sylvia for about a month great sex ,in fairness alot of it was drunken passionate sweaty lost in the moment sex. She loved me playing with her bum ,positiviely writhed with pleasure,even had the cheek to orgasm on touch alone.
    So my obvious progression..failed and led to the parting comment uttered by my angry inverted nipple ex..
    Escorts are more honest they post there favs,owo cim fk etc and anal ? girlfriends are dishonest ,I would like all girls to discuss the rules of engagement ,hell have a laminated list in their wallets,to avoid any confusion and wasting my time and money buying them snakebites.
    So in my honest oppinon arent escorts more honest than girlfriends
    Ric count yourself lucky...i married the bitch....i am now just her bank.i keep smiling smiling outward..yes darling.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    shame on you santa ,with mrs claus working away , how come you have time to respond ,(did you get my letter santa ? am i on the nice list?)

    Mrs Claus is trying out some of the new sex toys, so she won't mind me taking a break.

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    Btw Ric, you are on the nice list, but I haven't seen your letter
    Last edited by Forrest; 16-12-10 at 01:01.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notatwork View Post
    Ric count yourself lucky...i married the bitch....i am now just her bank.i keep smiling smiling outward..yes darling.....
    You know what they say, you pay for sex one way or another.

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    has attempting to preform anal sex on you girlfriend led to a breakup??? Sylvia was postively disgusted
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Notatwork View Post
    Ric count yourself lucky...i married the bitch....i am now just her bank.i keep smiling smiling outward..yes darling.....
    oh i feel your pain really do .at what stage is the sexy naughty fun gone?? fuck me cant we have a warning
    Last edited by Ric Hardgear; 16-12-10 at 01:05. Reason: love to thankyou all ,but my thank button has gone awol
    a thousand kisses deep..

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