I havent got time to finish this, so feel free to add
Twas the night before Christmas, all was quiet in the E-I house
Nothings stirred, apart from Danny and Benny, pretending to be a mouse
They crept in the door, all was silent and still
Until James leapt out, offering them a blue pill
Come in, he cried, the party is here
Ciara has Santa and is providing good cheer
Mousey is pissed, asleep in a chair
Debest is locked up but we don't really care
Dave is playing twister, Lonely is trying to win
And we are trying to find a cupboard to shove Doozer in
Violette and Shirley have tied Alec up
right now they are making him drink from the furry cup
Sam and Jackie are trying to keep order, nothing new there
An Don is trying to set them on fire, just for a dare..
Heather and Angel are providing the songs
Herotodus and Cheif are trying to right lifes wrongs...
Wantedthebest is here wearing Latex and Lace
Hoilding aloft his penis and challenging us to a race