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    Last NYE I woke up in the toilet of a club in Paris. Not on the toilet. Just in it. I was dressed as a "French Maid" with the word Salope written on my cheek in lipstick. I have never lived it down! The cleaner who woke me thought it was hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    just a pity she was away on holidays and her granny was in the bed....
    Quote Originally Posted by mr maxi View Post
    No where as nice as that. Behind the settee or in the bath is as good as it gets......
    Well Mr Maxi it really was very nice I lost a friend but he turned out to be a right wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tentative Toe View Post
    Where is the most bizarre or humorous place you have woken up in the morning?

    For myself it has to be either in a greenhouse in a city park, or on the 7th green of a golf course.
    In a very very strange hotel in Bray

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    Theres a list for me

    1. Me friends back garden

    2. Nite link at the very last stop

    3 front garden of me x.s sisters house.

    4. On the 4 court of a garege

    5 . The worst one wake up naked in my friends bathroom floor ..
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