What I want from Santa is:
to find
Agnieszka, Laois Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland
under the tree, then ME going hard at it with her and a bottle of Jack Daniels (...to DRINK, you sick f**ks) until the New Year rolls in. Then I die from exhaustion.
Alternatively... same scenario with the hot brunette from my local Topaz. Without the dying.
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Record 2-time E-I Fantasy Football Champion 2010/11, 2013/14
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