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    Unhappy Cure For A Cold?

    Well what about it, anyone got cure for a cold?

    No more appointments until I get rid of it, so any suggestions (serious that is), would be great fully received.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark444 View Post
    Well what about it, anyone got cure for a cold?

    No more appointments until I get rid of it, so any suggestions (serious that is), would be great fully received.
    Sorry fella... it's a viral infection so your body will have to fight it off.
    Last edited by samlad; 09-12-10 at 19:32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Sorry fella... it's a viral infection so your body will have to fight it off.
    There was me hoping to get talked into a port and whisky

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    Get plenty of fluids down you and take pain killers as and when needed. That better?!
    Last edited by samlad; 09-12-10 at 19:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark444 View Post
    Well what about it, anyone got cure for a cold?

    No more appointments until I get rid of it, so any suggestions (serious that is), would be great fully received.
    you need to get as much VitC, food and liquids into you as possible. Also go to bed early and get loads of sleep, you'll be rearing to go by tomorrow evening

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Get plenty of fluids down you and take pain killers as and when needed. That better?!
    Exactly, drink plenty of port and it will act as a pain killer ! You'll even forget about the cold for a while, and it might even improve the quality of your posts !!

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    I have a cure

    1. Take all your clothes off and tie a swinging lead weight to your penis.
    2. Run around your block three times while repeating 'I am a man not a mouse'
    3. Run back into your house, taking special care to wave to the neighbours
    4. Jump straight into a hot bath.

    You certainly wont be worried about your cold after that.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I have a cure

    1. Take all your clothes off and tie a swinging lead weight to your penis.
    2. Run around your block three times while repeating 'I am a man not a mouse'
    3. Run back into your house, taking special care to wave to the neighbours
    4. Jump straight into a hot bath.

    You certainly wont be worried about your cold after that.
    I believe this is mouseys nightly ritual..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    I believe this is mouseys nightly ritual..
    Dont tell Alec. He has enough Mousey related issues as it is.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I have a cure

    1. Take all your clothes off and tie a swinging lead weight to your penis.
    2. Run around your block three times while repeating 'I am a man not a mouse'
    3. Run back into your house, taking special care to wave to the neighbours
    4. Jump straight into a hot bath.

    You certainly wont be worried about your cold after that.
    or a cold shower Lucy.

    Going to go home, get to bed and perhaps play with my iPod a little more.
    Only enjoyment I'm going to get tonight!

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