Between the Arse's lacklustre display, Chelsea gone to pieces, Man Shitty's overpriced prima donnas, a Liverpool gone AWOL, and a seriously average ManUre, this has got to be the worst season since the inception of the Premier League.
I hardly ever watch now - and this from someone who used to be fanatical about football.
Like the doc, it's just rugby for me now - real passion, real excitement.