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    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.
    Never had one with a escort always like to plan .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.
    Do the doors look well?
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    Thanks doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.
    send us on a pic of the new doors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.
    Did the missus find the ear ring?

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    Doors look well. Think I might have a fetish for the smell of the frame sealant. Is this normal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen View Post
    Getting new PVC doors installed today and at 4.30 got a text "we have an emergency". Tried to phone but no reply. Shit .Made my excuses and flew home, expecting the worst only to find the missus in a flap because she lost an ear ring which matches her necklace which is the same colour as painted nails which matches the dress for Christmas night out.
    This got me thinking what emergency has an escort had before a client arrives and also what a client has had before meeting an escort.
    Your wifes earrings have to match her dress and her nails? Golly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Your wifes earrings have to match her dress and her nails? Golly.
    As long as the curtains match the carpet...it's all good \;p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    As long as the curtains match the carpet...it's all good \;p
    Or the collar matches the cuffs?
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