Brace yourself for the Budget 2010/11

[Ric Hardgear]

THE BUDGET LEAKED
1. Fianna Fail to become the only political entity
2.Kerry to become a principalty under the control of prince jackie.
3. All lands in tipperary to be given to Count Michael Lowry
4.All single women over the age of 30 to become nuns and run our hospitals and schools
5.The staple diet of Ireland will only be potatoes and cabbage,all gardens ,green areas to be ploughed for above purpose
6. GAA THE ONLY SPORT
7 All Mothers to stay at home and breed good sons for Eire
8 Catholicism the only religion..Commence hostilities with all non catholics
9 RTE TO BE THE ONLY STATION in b/w with gay byrne to become propaganda minister.

[carlos marvado]

Those motherf**king sons of bitches are getting sfa outa me. I've got a firm grip on my nuts, so they'll have one hell of a job if they try taking the crown jewels.......plus I've got a sharpened pine cone inserted up my arse facing outwards, so any bastard who tries to f**k with me will impale himself like the victims of Vlad Tepes were impaled.

Bring it on you f**king back woods parish-pump gobshites and we'll show you what Christmas means for turkeys.