Those motherf**king sons of bitches are getting sfa outa me. I've got a firm grip on my nuts, so they'll have one hell of a job if they try taking the crown jewels.......plus I've got a sharpened pine cone inserted up my arse facing outwards, so any bastard who tries to f**k with me will impale himself like the victims of Vlad Tepes were impaled.

Bring it on you f**king back woods parish-pump gobshites and we'll show you what Christmas means for turkeys.