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    Default If the Public Sector did Escorting.

    Could you just imagine it ?????

    A picture of the motor tax office springs to mind




    You walk in and take your ticket.
    Sit down and after a few hours your number comes up.

    You approach the counter where Mary scowls disapprovingly at you and takes your favorites list off you and says..

    French kissing ? OK fill out this form 32 and attach your dental record to the rear.

    OWO ? You will need to fill form 57 and make sure you sign the bottom.

    CIM ? Have you brought your health screen cert ? OK so, and you will need to fill in the back of form 57 and sign there too.

    69? Just fill in form 69 and initial here and here.

    When you have those completed, take a number an Que over there for the cash booths.

    So you fill in your forms and wait your turn.

    A few hours later and when Helen has finished her coffee break. Your number comes up and Helen tots up your bill. You pay her and Helen prints out your docket. And tells you that you will be seeing Carol today and directs you to holding area D.

    That's it then you are done, you just shuffle along the holding area from bench to bench. Then you move into holding area E.

    You are next !

    Carol calls you in and washes you with her facecloth. Remarking on how hard she has been working, and that Mary on the front desk is a lazy cow.

    You finish your appointment and Carol asks you to tell her next client that she will be back after lunch.
    So you go out and tell Danny ( Whom you know very well at this stage, having debated the inadequacy's of the 'System' with for the past 4 hours.)

    And you are done. Six and a half hours well spent !

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Could you just imagine it ?????

    A picture of the motor tax office springs to mind




    You walk in and take your ticket.
    Sit down and after a few hours your number comes up.

    You approach the counter where Mary scowls disapprovingly at you and takes your favorites list off you and says..

    “ French kissing ? OK fill out this form 32 and attach your dental record to the rear.

    OWO ? You will need to fill form 57 and make sure you sign the bottom.

    CIM ? Have you brought your health screen cert ? OK so, and you will need to fill in the back of form 57 and sign there too.

    69? Just fill in form 69 and initial here and here.

    When you have those completed, take a number an Que over there for the cash booths.”

    So you fill in your forms and wait your turn.

    A few hours later and when Helen has finished her coffee break. Your number comes up and Helen tots up your bill. You pay her and Helen prints out your docket. And tells you that you will be seeing Carol today and directs you to holding area D.

    That's it then you are done, you just shuffle along the holding area from bench to bench. Then you move into holding area E.

    You are next !

    Carol calls you in and washes you with her facecloth. Remarking on how hard she has been working, and that Mary on the front desk is a lazy cow.

    You finish your appointment and Carol asks you to tell her next client that she will be back after lunch.
    So you go out and tell Danny ( Whom you know very well at this stage, having debated the inadequacy's of the 'System' with for the past 4 hours.)

    And you are done. Six and a half hours well spent !
    At about €1500 euro per hour

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    Six and a half hours. Yes very well spent lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by magicalman9357 View Post
    Six and a half hours. Yes very well spent lol
    Half hour appointment, six hour Queing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Half hour appointment, six hour Queing lol
    Well worth the wait

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    You'd have to cum in triplicate!

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    pmsl.... you just made my night...

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    Just make sure you dont cum too fast after that wait.
    If its an Iirsh system Carols will look like Mary Harney
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    A few hours later and when Helen has finished her coffee break. Your number comes up and Helen tots up your bill. You pay her and Helen prints out your docket. And tells you that you will be seeing Carol today and directs you to holding area D.

    "That's it then you are done, you just shuffle along the holding area from bench to bench. Then you move into holding area E.

    You are next!"

    Then Carol looks at your documents and says that they are only valid for 1 hour. They are out of date!!!

    She politely asks you to leave.

    At least you have been well and truly SCREWED!! ARRRRRGH

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