Best Berlin has to offer

[banterboy]

I was in Berlin a few weeks back and at a friend's recommendation visited a Brothel ****** Wow......Over 100 beautiful ladies to choose from. You pay €80 just to get into the place and then each half hour bonk is €60. Included in this flat rate of €60 are such favorites as GFE, 69, owo, etc. The price rises by €50 per extra for favorites such as CIM, A+, Prostate massage, etc. You can stay all day for the €80 and food/soft drinks, sauna, swimming pool are included in the price. Every taxi driver knows how to find it, so if in Berlin...........